Allan Sherman Lyrics

12 Gifts of Christmas On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave…
A Few Words About Chinese New Year Now this next song was a big hit comedy song…
A Funny Letter from Camp Hello Muddah, hello Faddah Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is…
A Most Unusual Play It's a most unusual play Feel like throwing my tickets away,…
A Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex This song here is by far the sexiest of all…
A Waste of Money I wanted to et Some new girlfriends, So I went and bought …
Al & Yetta Al n' Yetta always sit togedda Watching TV every single nigh…
America's a Nice Italian Name I live in Italy, the sky is sunny This is a…
An Average Song Oh, here's a song, An average song. It's not too short, It's…
Automation It was automation, I know That was what was making the…
Average Song Oh, here's a song, An average song. It's not too short, I…
Back to Camp Granada Hello Muddah, hello Faddah Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is…
Ballad of Harry Lewis I'm singing you the ballad Of a great man of the…



Beautiful Teamsters Beautiful Teamsters, please let me join. Can't drive a truck…
Bronx Bird Watcher On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit, Singing…
Bye Bye Blumberg My name is Charlie Blumberg And I travel everywhere 'Cause…
Call Me Call me Efrem Zimbalist Get me Bobby Kennedy Then call Dave …
Call Up AT&T It's the "The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest…
Camp Granada Camp Granada (COMEDY) Hello Mudda, hello Fadda, Here I …
Chim Cheree Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree Those are thr…
Christmas On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave…
Crazy Downtown Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad When you teenagers…
Dodgin' the Draft First you tell your draft board you're hooked on dope. You…
Down the Drain (Down, down, down, down, down Down, down, down) The sweetes…
Downtown Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad When you teenagers…
Drinking Man's Diet Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet, It came from a…
Drop-Outs March No more pencils, no more books No more teachers dirty looks…
Eight Foot Two Solid Blue Last night I met a man from Mars, and he…
Few Words About the Chinese New Year Now this next song was a big hit comedy song…
Getting to Be a Rabbit with Me Though you once were the best bunny at the Playboy…
Go to Sleep Go to Sleep Paul Revere As the clock struck twelve that fateful night In the town…
Good Advice I know a man named Otis who invented a room, And…
Green Eggs and Ham Cat in the Hat: Oh, I Frequently think every now and…
Green Stamps Thrill me with your green stamps I love your little green…
Grow Mrs. Goldfarb Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter. Pile the potatoes on yo…
Hail to Thee Fat Person I would like to explain how it came to pass…
Hail to Thee, Fat Person Hail To Thee, Fat Person (uses the tune of "America The…
Harvey & Sheila Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila, Oh,…
Headaches Headaches, headaches Aspirin commercials give me headaches J…
Hello Mother Hello Father Hello mother, hello father Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is…
Hello Muddah Hello Faddah Hello Muddah, hello Faddah Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is…
Hello Muddah Hello Faddah Here I Am at Camp Grenada Hello muddah, hello faddah Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is…
Hello Muddah Hello Faddah! Hello Muddah, hello Faddah Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is…
Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh! [Al Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter from Camp) Alan Sherm…
Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh! Live Version Hello Muddah, hello Faddah Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is…
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp i…
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter from Camp) +Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter From Camp) Hello Mudda…
Hello Mudduh Hello Faddah Hello Muddah, hello Faddah Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is…
Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh! Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter from Camp) Alan Sherm…
Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp i…
Here's To Crabgrass Here's to the crabgrass, Here's to the mortgage, In fact her…
Holiday for States There are songs about Montana, And New York and Indiana, But…
How Van Nuys Got It's Name Hey, there are a lot of Californians here, are there…
Hungarian Goulash If you like Hungarian food, They have a goulash which is…
I Can't Dance I can't dance I can't dance Besides, I'm two feet shorter th…
I See Bones The doctor was looking at the X-ray And I asked him,…
If I Could Play Piano If I could play the piano Like I'd like to play…
If I Were A Tishman Oh, New York is changing. Wherever you look, Big tall buildi…
In Which I Finally Admit That I Won World War II Single-Handed I was in World War II. (Hooray!) I don't know what...thank…
It's a Most Unusual Play It's a most unusual play Feel like throwing my tickets away,…
J C Cohen Listen all you children to my sad refrain About a subway…
Jump Down Spin Around Gotta jump down, spin around, And pick a dress of cotton, …
Jump down spin around pick a dress o'cotton Gotta jump down, spin around, And pick a dress of cotton, Go…
KIng Louie Louis the Sixteenth was the King of France in 1789 He…
Kiss of Myer Di-de-di-de-di-de-di (Di-de-di-de-di-de-di) Di-de-di-de-di-…
Laarge Daark Aardvark Song This is the start of the large dark aardvark song (Bum-bum-b…
Learner's Brassiere This one I wrote this afternoon. That's the truth. I had wri…
Letter from Camp Hello Muddah, hello Faddah Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is…
Little Butterball I'm called Little Butterball, Dear Little Butterball, Thou…
Lotsa Luck When you're driving through the desert, and your car runs…
Me Call me Efrem Zimbalist Get me Bobby Kennedy Then call Dave …
Mexican Hat Dance Oh Americans dance on a dance floor And the Spaniards, they…
My Aunt Minnie My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt, A mini-skirt, A mini-s…
My Secret Code Once I had a secret code, Where A was be , and…
My Son the Vampire Blood! Blood! My son, the vampire, He'll make you a wreck. …
My Zelda Oy, my Zelda My Zelda My Zelda, she took the money and…
Night And Day Like the beat comma beat comma beat of the tom…
No One's Perfect We would now like to salute all of the beautiful…
Oh Boy This is known as "The Ballad Of Oh Boy" We'd like…
Old King Louie Louis the Sixteenth was the King of France in 1789 He…
One Hippopotami One hippopotami cannot get on a bus, Because one hippopotami…
Oy My Zelda Oy, my Zelda My Zelda My Zelda, she took the money and…
Painless Dentist Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice, t…
Painless Dentist Song Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice…
Peyton Place U.S.A There is a place I long to go, and I…
Pills There are pills that make you happy. There are pills that…
Plan Ahead Plan ahead! Plan ahead! That's what the wise man said. Succ…
Pop Goes The Beatles My daughter needs a new phonograph. She wore out all the…
Rat Fink F I say F-I F-I-N F-I-N-K Fink F-I-N-K, fink, fink, fink, fi…
Rebel He stood four foot eight And wore a beatnik beard He had…
Return To Camp Granada Hello Muddah, hello Faddah Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is…
Ringo and Pop Hates the Beatles My daughter needs a new phonograph. She wore out all the…
Sam You Made the Pants Too Long You made the coat and vest Should fit me the best. You…
Sarah Jackman (Hello?) Is this 418-9749? (Speaking) Sarah? (Yeah) Sarah J…
Schticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other She wheels her wheelbarrow Through streets that are narrow, …
Scotch and/or Water Oh wait, wait wait, not , wait a minute! Hold it,…
Second Hand Nose Mother Nature made me Strictly second-rate. Smart but not go…
Secret Code Once I had a secret code, Where A was be , and…
Seltzer Boy Seltzer boy Where are you hiding If you don't come right now…
Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max I sell a line of plastics And I travel on the…
Shine On Harvey Bloom My name is Mr Bloom, and I'm from New Rochelle, And…
Shticks Oh salesmen come and salesmen go And my best one is…
Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other She wheels her wheelbarrow Through streets that are narrow, …
Signs Keep off the grass. Children at play. No deposit, no return.…
Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal In Sherwood Forest There dwelt a knight Who was known As …
Skin You gotta have skin All you really need is skin Skin's the…
skín You gotta have skin. All you really need is skin. Skin's the…
Sleep Baby Sleep As the clock struck twelve that fateful night In the town…
Smog Gets in Your Eyes They asked me through the years Why I shed these tears. I…
Son of Peyton Place There is a place I long to go, and I…
Sorry 'Bout That Sorry 'bout that. All you say is "Sorry 'bout that." Yesterd…
Spanish Flea It's good to be a Spanish flea. The Spanish dogs all…
Sticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other She wheels her wheelbarrow Through streets that are narrow, …
Strange Things In My Soup Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy…
Streets of Miami As I wandered out On the streets of Miami I said to…
Sue Me Featuring Debbie Reynolds Me Counting both feet, I have ten…
Taking Lessons The modern family Has time to burn. We all take lessons, …
That Old Back Scratcher That old back scratcher has me in its spell, That old…
The Ballad of Harry Lewis I'm singing you the ballad Of a great man of the…
The Bronx Bird Watcher On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit, Singing…
The Drinking Man's Diet Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet, It came from a…
The Drop-Outs March No more pencils, no more books No more teachers dirty looks…
The Laarge Daark Aardvark This is the start of the large dark aardvark song (Bum-bum-b…
The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bu…
The Learner's Brassiere This one I wrote this afternoon. That's the truth. I had wri…
The Painless Dentist Song Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice, t…
The Rebel He stood four foot eight And wore a beatnik beard He had…
The Streets of Miami As I wandered out On the streets of Miami I said to…
The Twelve Days Of Christmas On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave…
The Vampire Blood! Blood! My son, the vampire, He'll make you a wreck. …
There's No Governor Like Our New Governer The man I chose to govern me And twenty million others Is…
There's No Governor Like Our New Governor [Alternate Vers The man I chose to govern me And twenty million others Is…
Togetherness (Ring!) Huh? Ooh... Mmmm... Brrrr...cold! Aahhh...hot! Aaah…
Turn Back The Clock Turn back the clock And recall what you did Back on the…
Twelve Gifts of Christmas On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave…
Vampire Blood! Blood! My son, the vampire, He'll make you a wreck. …
Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex This song here is by far the sexiest of all…
Waste of Money I wanted to et Some new girlfriends, So I went and bought …
Westchester Hadassah No more-a my dough, No more-a my dough, No more-a my dough-d…
When I Was A Lad When I was a lad I went to Yale, And I…
When I'm In The Mood For Love When I'm in the mood for love, You're in the mood…
When I'm in the Mood for Love [Alterna When I'm in the mood for love, You're in the mood…
Won't You Come Home Disraeli +Won't You Come Home, Disraeli When Benjamin Disraeli was Pr…
You Need An Analyst If you're always stealing goodies from a big department stor…
You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie Louis the Sixteenth was the King of France in 1789 He…
You Went the Wrong Way, Old King Louie Louis the Sixteenth was the King of France in 1789. He…
You're a Mean One Mister Grinch You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're…
You're Getting To Be a Rabbit with Me Though you once were the best bunny at the Playboy…
Your Mother's Here To Stay It's very clear, your mother's here to stay Not just a…